Rob Simmons, who appears to be the lead Republican Party candidate running against Chris Dodd for his senate seat in 2010, announced this morning that he opposes the Supreme Court nomination of Sonia Sotomajor (with a confirmation vote expected this afternoon). Now, I have no use for Chris Dodd. I think he’s probably a crook, but even if he weren’t he’s still just another millionaire sitting in the U.S. Senate fiddling while working people are being thrown out of their jobs and their homes in the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression. But I like Simmons even less, and I think his sudden, 11th hour announcement on this issue is the worst kind of opportunism. Perhaps more importantly, his explanation stinks.
It seems Simmons is saying that if he were in the Senate he would vote against Sotomayor because she didn’t vote the way he thinks the court should have in the Ricci v. New Haven affirmative action case.
So Simmons’ “position” is this: An otherwise qualified judge ruled in a way that I didn’t like, once. So in retribution for not doing what I want, I would have voted against her as a Supreme Court nominee.
Does this sound familiar? Isn’t it what we’ve been hearing from every conservative white crybaby in the last few weeks?
Sergeant Crowley: Professor Gates hurt my feelings when he yelled at me, so I arrested him.
Officer Barrett: It’s not fair that I got suspended (with pay!) just because I called Prof. Gates a banana-eating jungle monkey! And anyway I apologized so that means you can’t punish me! It’s not fair! I’ll sue!
“Tea Baggers”: I don’t like what the Democrats are saying about health care reform so when they speak I’ll scream really, really loud so no one can hear them.
Firefighter Frank Ricci: When affirmative action helps me get a job because of my ‘learning disability’ then that’s good…but if it helps other people instead of me, then I’ll sue!
Ironically, the people who are fronting for these clowns have been talking for years about self-reliance and standing on your own two feet, and criticizing people who have suffered worse treatment than they can even imagine for supposedly “playing the victim.” Now they’re screaming bloody murder – not for being victimized but simply being held accountable.
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